Support your local NHS
The folks from the Whitchurch Jam (the monthly muscial event, not the delicious sugary sandwich filling) are doing sterling work locally fusing good old Rock 'n' Roll with charitable works. Click on the link below - your support is most welcome and appreciated by both the Jammers and Velindre Hospital.
http://cmajormusic4life.weebly.com/index.html
http://cmajormusic4life.weebly.com/index.html
Watch the boys doing the business in Whtichurch - well done to citizen journalist Johnny Gee and his small device for recording the event for posterity.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obMhABQTysk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWAEIko1bc
A letter recently received recently from Major Incident from Tonbridge Wells.....
I write to you as a neurosurgeon who has written several best selling textbooks on the subject. These sit well on my bookshelf, beside my award-winning crime novels and recently completed biography of Jesus. I am also a qualified architect although since my work on the Millennium Centre in Cardiff, I have practised very little, preferring to spend what little leisure time I have offering legal advice at the Citizens Advice Bureau. I also designed and pioneered the latest training course for Samaritan counsellors. All this of course, impinges on building work for my latest home. It is fairly large - an 8 bedroom, 4 storey modern style and since I am carrying out the work myself, I have had to resign my commission as a General in The Territorial Army, as well as my captaincy of the Golf Club. I just hope that my handicap doesn’t slip from scratch.
Time constraints also mean that I will not be defending my title as UK Man of Steel champion this year – this is probably just as well, since I had to remove my own appendix after a mishap just below the summit of Everest, and at times I still feel a little under par; some days I can hardly bench press more than 140kg. Since I was the first man to climb K2 walking backwards wearing Birkenstock sandals, my appetite for mountaineering has been really ignited.
In my youth as a sportsman, I represented Wales at under 21 level in badminton, rowing, table tennis and judo. I closely missed out on captaining Wales at Scrabble when the fixture coincided with the opening night of the Welsh national Opera’s “La traviata” which I arranged and also took the lead in during an award-winning run. The many friends who visit me regularly at my double Michelin-starred restaurantmake kind comments about my crêpe suzette ; Michael Winner is a close personal friend. Like him, I am also something of a ladies man, and have made love to the 7 of the top 10 in the FHM “100 most beautiful women”. I have been offered a cabinet post in Moldova and the United Nations have kindly installed a fully networked communications system in my garden shed so they can more easily consult me over issues of international conflict. Talking of garden sheds, in my spare time, I run a small brewery and for a part time venture I guess it is doing OK. We turned over £8 million last year and my ales were placed first, second and third in the “Ale of the Year” show. I had to travel to London for the presentation, so I went up in the car I had just built myself. It is powered by the grass cuttings from the country estate I donated to Help the Aged. Co-incidentally, I bumped into an old friend when I was in London. He is the Chinese Cultural Attaché to London – he used to clean my boots when I played for Real Madrid in the late 80’s.We had a long chat in Cantonese, although I am a bit rusty since this is the least used of the 12 languages I speak.
So, you can see that I have wide ranging experiences in many fields, and just one thing eludes me. I have never been to a bad Fugitives gig.
Time constraints also mean that I will not be defending my title as UK Man of Steel champion this year – this is probably just as well, since I had to remove my own appendix after a mishap just below the summit of Everest, and at times I still feel a little under par; some days I can hardly bench press more than 140kg. Since I was the first man to climb K2 walking backwards wearing Birkenstock sandals, my appetite for mountaineering has been really ignited.
In my youth as a sportsman, I represented Wales at under 21 level in badminton, rowing, table tennis and judo. I closely missed out on captaining Wales at Scrabble when the fixture coincided with the opening night of the Welsh national Opera’s “La traviata” which I arranged and also took the lead in during an award-winning run. The many friends who visit me regularly at my double Michelin-starred restaurantmake kind comments about my crêpe suzette ; Michael Winner is a close personal friend. Like him, I am also something of a ladies man, and have made love to the 7 of the top 10 in the FHM “100 most beautiful women”. I have been offered a cabinet post in Moldova and the United Nations have kindly installed a fully networked communications system in my garden shed so they can more easily consult me over issues of international conflict. Talking of garden sheds, in my spare time, I run a small brewery and for a part time venture I guess it is doing OK. We turned over £8 million last year and my ales were placed first, second and third in the “Ale of the Year” show. I had to travel to London for the presentation, so I went up in the car I had just built myself. It is powered by the grass cuttings from the country estate I donated to Help the Aged. Co-incidentally, I bumped into an old friend when I was in London. He is the Chinese Cultural Attaché to London – he used to clean my boots when I played for Real Madrid in the late 80’s.We had a long chat in Cantonese, although I am a bit rusty since this is the least used of the 12 languages I speak.
So, you can see that I have wide ranging experiences in many fields, and just one thing eludes me. I have never been to a bad Fugitives gig.
