Watch the boys doing the business in Whtichurch - well done to citizen journalist Johnny Gee and his small device for recording the event for posterity.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obMhABQTysk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWWAEIko1bc
A letter recently received recently from Major Incident from Tonbridge Wells.....
I write to you as a neurosurgeon who has written several best selling textbooks on the subject. These sit well on my bookshelf, beside my award-winning crime novels and recently completed biography of Jesus. I am also a qualified architect although since my work on the Millennium Centre in Cardiff, I have practised very little, preferring to spend what little leisure time I have offering legal advice at the Citizens Advice Bureau. I also designed and pioneered the latest training course for Samaritan counsellors. All this of course, impinges on building work for my latest home. It is fairly large - an 8 bedroom, 4 storey modern style and since I am carrying out the work myself, I have had to resign my commission as a General in The Territorial Army, as well as my captaincy of the Golf Club. I just hope that my handicap doesn’t slip from scratch.
Time constraints also mean that I will not be defending my title as UK Man of Steel champion this year – this is probably just as well, since I had to remove my own appendix after a mishap just below the summit of Everest, and at times I still feel a little under par; some days I can hardly bench press more than 140kg. Since I was the first man to climb K2 walking backwards wearing Birkenstock sandals, my appetite for mountaineering has been really ignited.
In my youth as a sportsman, I represented Wales at under 21 level in badminton, rowing, table tennis and judo. I closely missed out on captaining Wales at Scrabble when the fixture coincided with the opening night of the Welsh national Opera’s “La traviata” which I arranged and also took the lead in during an award-winning run. The many friends who visit me regularly at my double Michelin-starred restaurantmake kind comments about my crêpe suzette ; Michael Winner is a close personal friend. Like him, I am also something of a ladies man, and have made love to the 7 of the top 10 in the FHM “100 most beautiful women”. I have been offered a cabinet post in Moldova and the United Nations have kindly installed a fully networked communications system in my garden shed so they can more easily consult me over issues of international conflict. Talking of garden sheds, in my spare time, I run a small brewery and for a part time venture I guess it is doing OK. We turned over £8 million last year and my ales were placed first, second and third in the “Ale of the Year” show. I had to travel to London for the presentation, so I went up in the car I had just built myself. It is powered by the grass cuttings from the country estate I donated to Help the Aged. Co-incidentally, I bumped into an old friend when I was in London. He is the Chinese Cultural Attaché to London – he used to clean my boots when I played for Real Madrid in the late 80’s.We had a long chat in Cantonese, although I am a bit rusty since this is the least used of the 12 languages I speak.
So, you can see that I have wide ranging experiences in many fields, and just one thing eludes me. I have never been to a bad Fugitives gig.
Time constraints also mean that I will not be defending my title as UK Man of Steel champion this year – this is probably just as well, since I had to remove my own appendix after a mishap just below the summit of Everest, and at times I still feel a little under par; some days I can hardly bench press more than 140kg. Since I was the first man to climb K2 walking backwards wearing Birkenstock sandals, my appetite for mountaineering has been really ignited.
In my youth as a sportsman, I represented Wales at under 21 level in badminton, rowing, table tennis and judo. I closely missed out on captaining Wales at Scrabble when the fixture coincided with the opening night of the Welsh national Opera’s “La traviata” which I arranged and also took the lead in during an award-winning run. The many friends who visit me regularly at my double Michelin-starred restaurantmake kind comments about my crêpe suzette ; Michael Winner is a close personal friend. Like him, I am also something of a ladies man, and have made love to the 7 of the top 10 in the FHM “100 most beautiful women”. I have been offered a cabinet post in Moldova and the United Nations have kindly installed a fully networked communications system in my garden shed so they can more easily consult me over issues of international conflict. Talking of garden sheds, in my spare time, I run a small brewery and for a part time venture I guess it is doing OK. We turned over £8 million last year and my ales were placed first, second and third in the “Ale of the Year” show. I had to travel to London for the presentation, so I went up in the car I had just built myself. It is powered by the grass cuttings from the country estate I donated to Help the Aged. Co-incidentally, I bumped into an old friend when I was in London. He is the Chinese Cultural Attaché to London – he used to clean my boots when I played for Real Madrid in the late 80’s.We had a long chat in Cantonese, although I am a bit rusty since this is the least used of the 12 languages I speak.
So, you can see that I have wide ranging experiences in many fields, and just one thing eludes me. I have never been to a bad Fugitives gig.
