PLECTRUMGATE ROCKS WHITCHURCH
Fugiland was rocked this week when details emerged of a highly controversial expense claim, resulting in calls for the whole system of musicians claiming necessary expenses to be urgently reviewed.
It has been revealed by a mole that Big Steve, hitherto unblemished and unsullied spiritual leader of top Cardiff R&B combo The Fugitives, claimed 58p for some new plectrums when there were already plectrums in a drawer in Anutie Meg’s house. As if this wasn’t enough of a travesty, he then used these plectrums when playing a guitar THAT WASN’T HIS MAIN GUITAR. He also rented one of these plectrums to his brother-in-law Laz Kench, and cries of nepotism rang out.
These dramatic events continue, and Fugitives HQ are embarking on a full investigation to find out who knew what, and when. “There will be no whitewash in Whitchurch” said a spokesman.
This crisis will run and run, and it is alleged that the Whitchurch And Gabalfa Observer has files on other local stars, with revelations to follow about Coleslaw Johnson’s patio, Gary Shag’s curry powder, Justin’s beard trimmer and the Brodrais Anglais on JB’s caravan curtains. We will bring you these sensations as they are revealed. It’s just as well that there is a small recess in Fugi activity at present before a busy summer season.
It has been revealed by a mole that Big Steve, hitherto unblemished and unsullied spiritual leader of top Cardiff R&B combo The Fugitives, claimed 58p for some new plectrums when there were already plectrums in a drawer in Anutie Meg’s house. As if this wasn’t enough of a travesty, he then used these plectrums when playing a guitar THAT WASN’T HIS MAIN GUITAR. He also rented one of these plectrums to his brother-in-law Laz Kench, and cries of nepotism rang out.
These dramatic events continue, and Fugitives HQ are embarking on a full investigation to find out who knew what, and when. “There will be no whitewash in Whitchurch” said a spokesman.
This crisis will run and run, and it is alleged that the Whitchurch And Gabalfa Observer has files on other local stars, with revelations to follow about Coleslaw Johnson’s patio, Gary Shag’s curry powder, Justin’s beard trimmer and the Brodrais Anglais on JB’s caravan curtains. We will bring you these sensations as they are revealed. It’s just as well that there is a small recess in Fugi activity at present before a busy summer season.
APPEAL by SNAPPER
Have you seen Boney ? Boney was Snapper’s champion whittler, sadly lost during a holiday in the sixties at Lake Windemere. Snapper is offering a significant reward for its safe return.
Our good friend Mrs Christine Davies has once again come up with a novel way of noting a significant date in the calendar. Please join the Fugitives as the celebrate St Patrick’s Day. Please click on this link ……………
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